The Night Session Webcast 22 — Naked Federer, Royal Weddings, Grass Goodies, and a Greek God
Hey everyone! Tennis Inside Out’s Valerie David is back with Courtney Massey (get all her deets on our ABOUT US page!) for another Not Safe For Work (NSFW) HIDE YO CHILDREN Night Session webcast.
It has been awhile, so this epic vid of comedic news and commentary kicks off with the best story about the Maestro’s family jewels that one could imagine and barrels through grass season highlights and hijinks until it crescendos with two ice bath pictures you will never, EVER forget. Even if one of them you might reallllly want to.
Scroll down for the NIGHT SESSION WEBCAST plus some time stamps for segments — though we recommend you start at the beginning so you understand the jokes we make later on!
There are also some helpful links and gifs of things that might not have been clear in the webcast. Enjoy and please share on social media if you liked the video!
DISCLAIMER: No children with Kyle Edmund heads were harmed during the making of this video. Val and Courtney are here for the comedy, folks, so no offense is intended to anyone! Except when we’re talking about corporate greed and dumb people and stuff…well, you’ll catch on. We love tennis and the talented, beautiful people who make it great, and that’s why we’re here!!!
TENNISINSIDEOUT.COM PRESENTS THE (NSFW) NIGHT SESSION — GRASS SEASON 2018
0:01 MESTRO EXTRAVAGANZA!! — Federer Running Wild, Federer Standing Naked Right Behind You, Federer Changing Clothing Sponsors OMG WHAT SHALL WE DO?
Courtney and Val talk about the crazy, risky reality show Rog took part in and all the cool insights about the man and his tennis you can get from the episode — which you can watch by clicking the pic or following this link to NBC.
Your Night Session hosts also discuss royal wedding fever and how the ESPN ladies participated, which leads to an In Living Color reference from Val. If you don’t remember the sketches, or just want to refresh your memory, here’s a YouTube link!
And yes, this show is from the 90s and some do now consider it problematic in its depiction of these two gay characters — but there is actually a really good discussion on this issue on Data Lounge here.
53:10 YOUR ASS IS GRASS — Val and Courtney talk all things grass season, including the selfie and champagne action at Boodles, nightmare-inducing Kyle Edmund fans, and SO-NOT-BORING Andy Murray!
Want to have the same kind of dreamy interlude in your day that your hosts experience during the podcast? Well, here’s that day Stefanos Tsitsipas met Jason Issacs!
1:22:38 FOOT FAULT FRIDAY — A new segment created by Courtney to address tennis peeps with some foot-in-mouth moments! In this Night Session webcast, Courtney talks about that Marion Bartoli vs. Nick Kyrgios situation, and Val discusses Jack Sock saying shit to…well, pretty much everyone.
The grass season discussion continues with cosplay at Wimby, the resurgence of THE GULBIS, how much Val ships mixed doubles duo Harriet Dart and Jay Clarke, and those uber awesome diving winners from Stef!!!!!
“Welcome to the future of men’s tennis!”
19-year-old @StefTsitsipas defeats Jared Donaldson 6-3, 6-2, 3-6, 4-6, 6-3 in the second round – we won't tire of seeing more shots like this 😲#Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/KXmEqxbtMq
— Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 5, 2018
"He's done it again!"
Although @StefTsitsipas will go no further at #Wimbledon this year, we're predicting a very bright future pic.twitter.com/6ARtaVMLxe
— Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) July 9, 2018
The ladies also riff on some fun gifs featuring Belinda Bencic and Adrian Mannarino, and this little awesome video on Angie Kerber and Novak Djokovic leads to a big discussion on why we like the players we do….
Too good. pic.twitter.com/uHsQihVBQS
— José Morgado (@josemorgado) July 16, 2018
2:21:35 INSTAGOODNESS!!!!!
Here’s where all hell breaks loose, and you’ve just go to ride the wave of creepy and wonderful ice bath pics, creepy and wonderful brothers on Instagram, the OTP of NK and his water bottle, translating Tommy Paul, two Trump references, Frenchies on holiday, another ugly beard discussion, Stan and his abs, and Naked Baby Borna butt.
AND THEN WE REALLY GET WEIRD.
Ahem.
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