The Night Session Webcast 6 — US Open, Aussie Aussie Aussie, and French Fries
Welcome to THE NIGHT SESSION webcast, US Open edition! The Traveling Fangirl Courtney Massey joins Tennis Inside Out’s Valerie David for some NSFW musings and tears over the US Open results, those crazy Aussie kids and weird pick-up lines, French hotties, the latest news and scandals, plus the usual butt talk and inappropriate uses for tables on the practice court.
We’ll kick off with the full broadcast, which begins with our US Open segment, thoughts about infinite break point opportunities, and Nole’s tire problems. Scroll down if you want to skip to your next favorite parts, and for some additional goodies we discussed in the podcast!
Here’s the look at poor Nole’s early match wipe-out:
GIF: Novak Djokovic blew a tire and hit the deck hard chasing a Federer drop shot pic.twitter.com/SiIJhpzRKd
— The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) September 13, 2015
WE TALK ABOUT SABR AT 14:51
One of our fave tweets about SABR:
initially thought SABR meant short ass backhand return. had to look it up.
— Jamie Hampton (@Jamie_Hampton) September 14, 2015
You can watch and read all of Roger Federer’s post-final thoughts from his press conference at the US Open website.
WE ARE CREEPED OUT BY NOLE’S WHISPERY ESPN PROMO at 21:42
Here it is for you to experience for yourself, but we warned you:
Give Novak. @DjokerNole #USOpen #ESPNTennis pic.twitter.com/bljNR7GK3t
— ESPNTennis (@ESPNTennis) September 13, 2015
THE SERENA WILLIAMS UPSET AND AWESOME ROBERTA VINCI POST-MATCH INTERVIEW at 25:10
Here’s the epically awesome clip so you can see it for yourself:
AWESOME FLAVIA PENNETTA, CHAMPION, PLUS A LITTLE STAN INTERLUDE, THEN FLAVIA/FABIO AWESOMENESS at 30:05
Everything is freakin’ awesome!!
MORE US OPEN TALK INCLUDING JACK SOCK’S COLLAPSE, THE NON-EXISTENT HEAT RULE, AND KIKI’S TWEENER at 42:10
Kristina Mladenovic had a fantastic match with Ekaterina Makarova that included this gem of a point:
Kiki Tweener! Ladies’ shot of the tournament: #usopen @KikiMladenovic pic.twitter.com/qpg86gXi9w
— Abierto Mexicano (@AbiertoTelcel) September 7, 2015
JAMES BLAKE AND A HORRIBLE CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY BY NY POLICE at 49:17
Read more on this story at The New York Times and at the CNN website.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE BOYS BEING AMUSING, PLUS DOUBLES WITH EUGENIE BOUCHARD at 57:32
Seriously, people, help us understand that Tomic pick-up line. We really want to know…we think.
Here you can soak up some of the Genie Bouchard and Nick Kyrgios doubles magic:
Read Brian Phillips’ effusive piece on their match at Grantland.
INSTA-GOODNESS FEATURING LADIES’ DOUBLES CHAMPIONS MARTINA HINGIS AND SANIA MIRZA, PLUS BENOIT PAIRE AND HIS PAIR OF BONGOS at 1:11:03
IN THE TUNNEL WITH US OPEN MEN’S BROMANCE DOUBLES CHAMPIONS NICOLAS MAHUT AND PIERRE-HUGUES HERBERT at 1:15:21
Listen to Pierre’s lovely singing voice here:
OUR PARTING RAMBLING THOUGHTS, MORE TEARS FOR ROGER, CELEBRITIES BROMANCING THE FINALISTS AND STUFF ABOUT MUTANTS AND CURLS AND WE DON’T EVEN KNOW at 1:22:33
