Benoit PaireCoco GauffDavid GoffinDayana YastremskaFelix Auger-AliassimeGuido PellaKevin AndersonRoberto Bautista-AgutShuai ZhangSimona HalepStan WawrinkaUgo HumbertVictoria Azarenka

Wimbledon Day 5 — Tennis so Good You Don’t Want to Leave to Get a Hat

Wimbledon spectators self-made hats

This gem of a Wimbledon audience shot was during today’s hot-shot-heavy match between Guido Pella and Kevin Anderson. The commentator on the ESPN stream (possibly Andrew Castle?) is responsible for our post’s title and the best explanation we can give for the sometimes crazy lengths people will go to to fashion a hat out of whatever they have with them — from newspapers to fleece blankets to down vests — rather than, you know…. BUY A HAT.

Please tell us if you have another explanation for these people.

Speaking of Pella…



Guido Pella is building a rep as a finalist slayer at Wimbledon. Last year he took out 2017 runner-up Marin Cilic in a 5-set marathon. This year he took out last year’s marathon man finalist Kevin Anderson in straight sets, with a stunning level of winners and shocking lack of errors. Dude was on FYRE, baby.

The Argentine reached his first-ever 3rd round in a Slam at last year’s US Open; he’s now into his first ever 4th round at Wimby. Given his performance today, and with a similar-style big serving opponent up next in the form of Milos Raonic, Pella has a shot to make his first QF as well.

Meanwhile Djokovic is looking at his totally broken-open section of the draw like…


Not the #NextGen You Were Expecting

Everyone in the tennis world is always on the lookout for the Next Big Thing and though there are currently a lot of excellent young players on both tours, some have been selected by fans and media as faves and expected future Big 4 material.

Well, Wimby Day 1 took care of three of the biggies, Sascha Zverev, Naomi Osaka, and Stefanos Tsitsipas. Over the course of the tourney we’ve also lost current and former Chosen Ones like Denis Shapovalov, Jelena Ostapenko, Daria Kasatkina, Alex De Minaur, and Sonya Kenin.

Today included some more #NextGen casualties, with Val losing her Polish prince Bertie (aka Hubert Hurkacz) in four sets to Djokovic, and Canadian darling Felix Auger-Aliassime surprisingly going out in straights to spirited Frenchie Ugo Humbert.


Into the Top 100 for the first time less than a year ago, the currently #66-ranked Humbert was in a lively mood from the start.


That more relaxed vibe no doubt helped him stay steady throughout the match, serving well and showing off some fancy shot-making. Across the net, Felix was battling a perpetual problem with his serve, possibly related to his unusually stilted service motion….


Continuing the trend of #NextGen-ers being hard on themselves, Felix didn’t rate his or Ugo’s performance all that highly…


Humbert will be hoping his game is better than solid when he faces Djokovic in the next round. For those not too familiar with the Frenchie, here’s a lovely little montage from the ATP….


Coco Hype Is Officially a Thing

On Day 3 we talked about the smooth flow of Coco Gauff’s game, and that stunning level of maturity in her aura as she followed up her first round win over Venus Williams. Today, facing match points and a straight-sets loss in the third round, she looked more like you’d expect an overwhelmed teenager thrust into the Centre Court spotlight to look.

The narratives were quickly shifting in tennis media, as pundits backpedaled their FUTURE CHAMPION hype and focused more on the limits of her age.

And then Polona Hercog, facing a rather monumental win in her own career, faltered at the finish line. She failed to close out the match, lost the set, had an MTO for a back issue, and then relied on a dumptruck’s worth of backhand AND forehand slices to try and carry through the third set.

The most impressive thing about Coco’s performance was a shift in that second set. Previously looking a little lost and forlorn, she started to shake it off and dig back into the match bit by bit. When Hercog blinked, Coco was happy to take the opportunity to wrestle away control. It was an ongoing battle, but she was eventually triumphant, much to the delight of her family and the Centre Court crowd.

This also kicked the hyperbole matchine back into overdrive, but amidst the “savior of tennis” articles were some words of caution — like this tweet down below — from those who have seen previous youngsters crumble under the sudden crushing weight of everyone’s expectations.


We also posed a question about the dubious motivations of celebs who immediately jump on a teenager’s bandwagon, and you can click through the tweet below to see the range of responses:

We posted this before Michelle Obama’s tweet of congrats turned up. So, depending on if she sent a DM as well, many apologies if we accidentally implied the former First Lady is “weird”….heh.

But seriously, people. Be excited for Coco’s next match against the formidable Simona Halep, enjoy her talent and grace, but let’s try to hold back on the Weight of the World kinda stuff. Here’s a peek at the very teenage energy Coco’s got going with all this celeb love going on:


WHAT ELSE?

Aside from Djokovic, Pliskova, and Verdasco wins, and another round for Yastremska, the results today didn’t always go according to prediction–or at least didn’t get there cleanly. Here’s a quick peek:









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An Oops! and an Oh My…!

Siegemund and Sitak got to the showers a bit earlier than anticipated….


In other news, Flirty!Stan has been an absolute delight of provocative pics and *wink wink nudge nudge* humor on social media of late…


And that’s a wrap for DAY 5 of WIMBLEDON!!!

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