The Mysterious Philipp Kohlschreiber, Shirtless–Pics & Video

Kohli-shirtless-8121453From our vault of Cincinnati Open 2012 photos, we bring you Philipp Kohlschreiber, practicing shirtless. I also bring a confession. I did not recognize him. Twice. Since J.D. and I had fun mocking the comments we overheard at the tourney by both infuriatingly and amusingly misinformed attendees, I offer up my own doofus moments for you to snicker over.

As you can imagine, seeing a shirtless player tends to draw the eye. I moved into the spectator area between two practice courts for a bit of a closer look at this mysterious, half-naked player. J.D. suggested it was Kohlschreiber.

I peered into the glaring sunlight and said: “He’s too young to be Kohli.”

Philipp Kohlschreiber shirtless Cincinnati Open practice photos images pictures black shorts tennis ballLet me explain. At 28, some might say Kohlschreiber is on the back end of his tennis career, Tommy Haas notwithstanding, but of course he’s not old. Perhaps it’s the German stoicism, the languorous movement, the big baggy shirts, I don’t know–to me he just has a mature, elder veteran kind of aura about him. So when I saw a creamy-skinned, slender, shirtless boy with slightly tousled hair and a tattoo, all I was thinking was: Who is this young hottie?

Then he hit a one-handed backhand.

Kohli shirtless photos pics practice“Oh shit, it’s Kohli!” I sputtered in a totally dignified manner, sidling up to the fence and getting the camera ready. There was actually no one else there at the time, which made it a bit tough to be unobtrusive.

And let me tell you, tennis players have different personalities when it comes to practicing shirtless. Rafa knows you’re looking and he likes it. Tommy does not understand why you don’t have anything better to do than look at him with his shirt off, but hey, knock yourself out, babe. Kohli is wondering why are you looking at me, and I know what you’re thinking, and are you almost done looking at me? and please go away now.

Philipp Kohlschreiber shirtless photos practice forehand follow throughIf you want me to go away, put your damn shirt back on, Old Man! Which of course, I did not say. We got some pics and video to hopefully bring you all some joy, and then we left Herr Kohlschreiber to his practice.
Kohli shirtless Cincinnati picturesPhilipp Kohlschreiber photos shirtless naked nude forehand swing racquet photosPhilipp Kohlschreiber shirtless forehand black shorts tennis picsKohlschreiber topless nude tennis practice Cincinnati Masters 2012 picturesLater in the week, we were eating at one of our favorite restaurants, the oasis in a sea of fast food, the Cracker Barrel. Not far from the tourney, we weren’t surprised to see tennis fans wearing RF hats and Rafa-theBull logo shirts in the dining room.

I idly noted that day that a large, well-built guy had on a T-shirt emblazoned with a tennis website address. He was sitting one table over from us, and as I sipped my tea, I realized there was a “.de” at the end of the web address. Not something you see every day in the U.S., and as the wheels slowly ground together in my sleep-deprived, tennis-overloaded brain, I decided to look at the much slighter dude sitting next to him.

Yeah, you guessed it. It was damn Kohlschreiber again. I swear he’s got that perception filter from “Doctor Who.” He doesn’t want you to see him.

Kohlschreiber Cincinnati Open tennis racquet practice 2012 shirtless nipples pictures photosWhat I really didn’t want to see was the fact that he and his crew were eating toast at breakfast. TOAST. Cracker Barrel is all about the biscuits and corn bread, people. Maybe it’s dietary restrictions, maybe just preferences, but DUDE. You don’t order TOAST in Cracker Barrel!

Ahem. Anyway, speaking of dietary restrictions, check out that tiny waist…

Philipp Kohlschreiber topless naked pale skin forehand swing photosI will share a few more pics with you, and there’s a little video as well.

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The front…
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The back…
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No comment whatsoever. *innocent whistling*

We’ll end on a classy black & white note:Philipp Kohlschreiber one-handed backhand graceful shirtless black and white photo images pictures Cincinnati by Valerie DavidAnd here it is, a blissful minute of Philipp Kohlschreiber practicing. Available in 1080p. Forgive the occasional wobble of the camera. YouTube’s steadying software couldn’t be used because it degrades the quality, and we do not want anything to diminish the fine details of a shirtless Kohli.

Yeah, I’m probably not going to show this post to J.D. Shhhhhh. Don’t tell him.

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PHOTOS & VIDEO: c2012 Valerie David. Philipp Kohlschreiber practice at Western and Southern Open, Cincinnati Masters 2012.

 

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