The Night Session Webcast 23 — Two Pounds of Smoked Meat
Hey everyone! Tennis Inside Out’s Valerie David and Courtney Massey of The Traveling Fangirl and Outside the Ball bring you another Not Safe For Work (NSFW) HIDE YO CHILDREN Night Session webcast.
The Night Session takes a humorous look at the tennis world, with an irreverent recap of some of the biggest news stories as well as what’s going on with our favorite personalities. This month’s Two Pounds of Smoked Meat webcast brings you all the shirtlessness, inappropriate self-love, lollipops, little duckies, bros being bros, and well…smoked meat you can handle.
Scroll down for the video as well as some timestamps to help you find your place when you return to listen to your favorite bits!
DISCLAIMER: No smoked meat was harmed during the making of this video. Val and Courtney are here for the comedy, folks, so no offense is intended to anyone! Except when we’re talking about corporate greed and dumb people and stuff…well, you’ll catch on. We love tennis and the talented, beautiful people who make it great, and that’s why we’re here!!!
THE NIGHT SESSION SUMMER 2018 US OPEN SERIES PODCAST
ANDY MURRAY KILLIN’ IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA
0:01 After our intro, listen to us dig into all the little duckies, roller-coaster rides, and saucy Q&As that Courtney’s comedy fave Andy Murray has been up to recently. Guest starring appearance from Nick Kyrgios.
Bonus: Click the thumbnails for some extra goofy Andy answers from the Q&A that we didn’t cover in the podcast.
STEFANOS THE CREATOR
18:20 Our latest In the Tunnel babe Stefanos Tsitsipas gets the nod here, for his own fun social media content and lengthy-ass Q&As, plus…yep…a tussle with Nick Kyrgios and the debate between bro-humor and bullying.
IT’S ALL PENIS
34:40 To further illustrate our points about the bro-culture in tennis, we take a look at some insane and hilariously inappropriate interactions involving Peter Polansky, Christian Harrison, Elias Ymer, and Thanasi Kokkinakis.
MISIDENTIFICATION, LOLLIPOPS, AND SMOKED MEAT
40:25 Courtney and Val go through some more gems from social media involving Stefanos, Sascha Zverev (or someone who looks a lot like him), Petra Kvitova, and Insta Story star Bethanie Mattek-Sands!
CINCY: MEGA-MILLION-DOLLAR BUILDINGS, MEGA MELTDOWNS, AND MEGA ZOOM LENSES
49:04 Val hits the highlights of her trip to Cincy, featuring the new $25 million structure plus Borna Coric, Benoit Paire, Lucas Pouille, Karen Khachanov, and another kooky elevator story. Courtney joins in for some nacho disasters, boob-throwing, and that time Val & JD drew a crowd with their hoagies. Plus there’s discussion of loving the cray cray players, doubles team interactions, and what the size of your dog says about you as a tennis player.
Click the pic of the new South Building pic below to head over to the Tennis Inside Out write-up on the posh new suites and premium seats!
#MOVEMENT
1:34:05 Val and Courtney had a ball in the previous podcast trying to decipher American player Tommy Paul’s Instagram. This week they re-interpret his infamous “Movement” post with new information, and then they go “deeeeeee” once again on his latest posts. Things get weird. They get weirder as your hosts try to close out a meat-heavy podcast yet again.
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