The Night Session Webcast 26 — Sunshine Double, #NextGen Vlogging and Lots of Aubergine
As Borna Coric would say, it’s time to get dirty. And no, we’re not talking about the clay season–yet. Tennis Inside Out’s Valerie David and Courtney Massey of Outside the Ball are here to bring you another blissfully raunchy and Not Safe For Work Night Session webcast, covering all the “moist” tennis news, gossip, and cray social media stuff from the spring hardcourt swing.
So who all makes an appearance on the Night Session this month? We’ve got Angie Kerber, Roger Federer, Sloane Stephens, Dominic Thiem, Aga Radwanska, Borna Coric, Stan Wawrinka, AND MORE. You can find the webcast embedded below, and just scroll down for the TIME STAMPS so you can get more details, know where to find your favorite parts, and easily find your way when you come back to pick up where you left off!
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TIME STAMPS
0:01 GOOD GIRLS GONE BAD — Valerie and Courtney kick off with a risque intro and then launch into a discussion about the crazy social media fallout when Angie Kerber and Sloane Stephens do “wrong,” plus Vika gets yet another cray Q at a press conference, and a tangent turns into an awkward segue into our next segment…
23:01 PLAYERS GET CANDID ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH — Courtney introduces our listeners to an interesting article featuring tennis siblings Liam and Naomi Broady talking about the mental health struggles that occur during life on tour and how they support one another.
30:49 THE NEW AND NOT NECESSARILY IMPROVED MIAMI OPEN — The second half of the Sunshine double premiered in the Miami Dolphins stadium this year and….reviews were mixed. Val and Courtney talk about the pluses and minuses of the new digs, unexpected sun and shade, that Banana Republic fitting room vibe, and the ever-increasing gulf between rich and…not rich at the tournament. And everywhere else.
49:30 THIS IS HOW WE ROLL IN MONTERREY — The ladies delight in the PR genius and quirky local flavor added to this Mexican tournament, featuring Angie Kerber, Feli Lopez, and Ana Bogdan.
58:31 STAN AND TOMMY HOLD THINGS AND IT GETS WEIRD — Really, just tune in for this one. It’s Stan Wawrinka and Tommy Paul, you know it’s gonna be good.
1:06:22 CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY ESL VERSION — Alexander Zverev, his elder bro Mischa, Marcelo Melo, and Diego Schwartzman feature in this attempt at comedy that is more funny accidentally…
1:16:00 STAN THE MAN SO HOT — Val felt she had been neglecting her Swiss crumpet lately, so here’s a whole segment on Stan Wawrinka, his golf cart ride with Roger, his unexpected strip show on Insta, his temperature regulation issues, and his off-the-charts adorbs bromance with doubles partner Lucas Pouille (aka POOKIE!).
1:22:17 VIOLENCE, SARCASM, AND DOUBLES PERFECTION — Stefanos Tsitsipas and Wesley Koolhof turn out to be a match made in tennis heaven.
1:27:29 THE RANDOM CRAP PORTION OF THE SHOW — John Isner and Roger Federer share a cute moment, Aga Radwanska dances with the stars, Jelena Ostapenko gets mauled by attack puppies, Men’s Health has some interesting ideas about tennis players, and Fernando Verdasco…has an interesting idea about how to prep for becoming a dad.
1:37:45 IT’S ALL ABOUT THAT…KOKK — Aussie Thanasi Kokkinakis helps the ladies kick off an inappropriate segment very, very inappropriately and then the aubergine fest begins, featuring prominently happy and peachy Masters winners Dominic Thiem and Roger Federer, plus thirst traps Borna Coric and Filip Krajinovic.
1:51:46 STEF THE MANSPREADING HAWK — The Kokk-heavy theme continues as Courtney leads us into the “meaningful meaning” of Stefanos Tsistipas’ vlogging and his sudden and welcome penchant for…interesting camera angles.
2:11:20 A LITTLE LESS LOTION, PLEASE — The ladies launch into another slippery segment featuring another aspiring ATP auteur, Denis Shapovalov. He’s Canadian, people, so things get weird. And speaking of weird Canadians….well, you’ll see.
2:16:25 THAT ONE TIME SASCHA WAS TOTALLY HOT — We know, we know, you Sascha fangirls and boys think he’s hot all the time, but let Val tell you about her selective perving on the German giraffe. You’ll enjoy it.
2:18:25 CLOSING ARGUMENTS — Exercises, eggplant and etymology. You know our sign-offs can’t ever be normal, but hey, there’s one last perv for the Baby Borna butt. You’ll totally want to stick around for that!
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*CHECK OUT OUR SOURCES!
- If you want to listen for yourself, here’s the link to that Angie Kerber Monterrey press conference about her “Biggest Drama Queen Ever” moment.
- Here’s a link to the article in The Herald, “Liam Broady: It’s dog eat dog on tour, you don’t want to say you’re struggling.“
- You can watch that awesome Angie / Feli spaghetti western promo on the Monterrey tourney Twitter.
- If you like painful, awkward train-wrecky sketches with tennis stars, check out Zverevs & Friends’ Cards Against Humanity on the TennisTV Twitter.
- Watch Stan’s hilarious Hot & Cold moment.
- Hopefully Aga’s Dancing with the Stars video will run more smoothly for you than it did on our webcast!
- The Roland-Garros Twitter has some of those lovely Dom and Roger photos.
- Here’s the video tribute to Dominic’s peach.
- If you want to check out all those camera angles and golf cart crashes in Stef’s vlog, head over to the official Tsitsipas YouTube channel.
- Here’s that crazy lotion-infused sketch Denis Shapovalov posted on Twitter.
DISCLAIMER: No aubergines were harmed during the making of this video. Val and Courtney are here for the comedy, folks, so no offense is intended to anyone! Except when we’re talking about corporate greed and dumb people and stuff…well, you’ll catch on. We love tennis and the talented, beautiful people who make it great, and that’s why we’re here!!!
