“Sooo…what is this? Some kind of fancy iPod? Wait…is this one of those Bitcoin things all the kids are talking about?”
“First I’d like to thank the fans, for loving tennis, and most especially me…”
“Oh hey, you’re pretty cute…yes, you, in the upper level…”
“Well. You saucy minx. But I don’t think you should really show me that in public. At least wait ’til my wife’s not here…”
“Moving on…Milos here played a great match. Last year was way more epic, though, because I wasn’t hacking up a lung with this flu thing and could actually beat him like I’m supposed to…”
You know, Rog, a couple years ago I would have been totally fantasizing about you with that girl in the upper level seating right now. But after that speech? Forget it.
“…And I’m sorry for poaching your coach. Although, I guess you didn’t need him. Come to think of it, I clearly don’t need him. Thanks for nothing, Ivan.”
Excellent tactic from Ljubicic to infiltrate Team Federer. He managed to give him the flu, a thigh problem and a loss against Raonic.
“Now I’m going to stay up here talking as long as possible, thanking every person on Earth, by name, because I love talking to you all, and being the center of attention. Plus it’ll make Milos look like a total loser when he has to come up here and just repeat all the stuff I already said so brilliantly.”
Yep, I am totally fantasizing about you with that girl in the upper level seating right now.
Rog did go on awhile, but then it was time for Milos to break out of his fantasy world, accept his award from legendary champion Rod Laver, and give his own speech.
With Roger Model #1 stealing most of the good stuff, Milos went for the Mr. Congeniality prize…
I hope Milos doesn’t talk about World peace again in his speech. If I want that shit, I’d just watch Miss Congeniality. 😂
Some hilarious shit, this one. All kinds of awesome. Thanks for making my day.
Haha, you’re welcome, and thank you for the awesome fb!! Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂